Chaonaut

by Adam The Elder

I think i should host countdown

Des O'Connor sits bored and not interested.

I would be great, Iwould make witty remarks with Carol Vorderman, and she would ffall in love with me.

I would also have some jolly banter with the contestents making them look good.

each day i would come up with an accedemic thought, that was not only wise but most witty.

plus the studio is only round the corner, i would cycle its so close.

plus i could stick two fingers up at the managment there for getting that court order out on me. i was not stalking that newsreader.